Writers Corner
Lets have fun by cracking some jokes here at Kyasanku Hill College.
Dad:...........................................Richard, have this money to buy bread
Richard......................................Daddy, the bible says "man" does not live on bread alone"
Dad:...........................................So what?
Richard:.....................................so give me money for the butter.
Boss:..........................................Eva, what is the only time your husband thinks of candle light dinner?
Eva:...........................................When the power goes off.
John:..........................................I think Bin laden died.
Sam:...........................................It cannot be, he still bothers the innocent world
John:..........................................But Jesus does the same yet he died.
Customer:.................................Why did you give me methylated spirit? It makes people blind
Attendant:.................................I know, you said you were going for a blind date; I was just trying to be of help
John:..........................................They say wine improves with age
Sam:...........................................That's right because the older I grow the more I get to like it.
SCHOOL JAGONS
By: Nanyange Berna S.2 and Nanyonjo Teddy S.1
Powerhouse:.......................................................................................Kitchen
Pilton:..................................................................................................A very boring teacher
Winter:.................................................................................................Reading after prep time.
Atom:...................................................................................................A small-short teacher
Police:..................................................................................................Disciplinary committee.
Transport:............................................................................................Nice legs especially for girls
Tool:....................................................................................................Cutlery
Academic giant:...................................................................................A bright student
Academic orphan:................................................................................A dull student
Bricks:................................................................................................Fried cassava.
A.B.C:.................................................................................................Anti- bathes club
Compass direct:..................................................................................A group of students going for food.
It comes:.............................................................................................A new student in the school
Firebase:.......................................................................................Girlfriend
Sumbi:..............................................................................................Samosa
Frontline:............................................................................................Breasts
Defence:...............................................................................................Bums
Passport:.........................................................................................Nice babe
Victim:.............................................................................................Doing something wrong
2+2=6:.................................................................................................Trigonometrically error
Hanks:................................................................................................Handsome boys
Traffic officer:.......................................................................................A person with bad handwriting
Amahosi:.................................................................................................Dormitries
Dorist:...............................................................................................One who reads alot
Switch:...............................................................................................Turn to opposite sex
Sabena:..................................................................................................Leave school without permission
Fire stone:...........................................................................................Pancakes
THE FRENCH CLUB
By: Sengendo Julius S.2
L'AGENT:bonjour mademoiselle? Cava
JEUNE:Cava L'agent
L'AGENT:pourquoi vous e^tres ne neureux?
JEUNE:Parcequ' elle malade
L'AGENT: Qui est malade
JEUNE: Ma soeur.
L'AGENT: pouquoi elle est malade?
JEUNE: Parceque elle est dire a'marie
L'AGENT: Qui dire elle a'marie?
JEUNE: Mon oncle.
L'AGENT: oi est il?
JEUNE: Ent notre grand- pere maison.
L'AGENT:Pauvoir to predre moi voila?
JEUNE: Oui mais jene prendre.
L'AGENT: quitrourer maicouter cher facile
ABOU: Bonjour, cava
MADI: Cava bien.
ABOU: Comment tu t'appelle?
MARDI: Mardi et toi
ABOU: Abou, tues nouveau?
MARDI: Qui.
MARIAMA: Et moiMariama
MARDI: Tu es nouvelle toi?
MARIAMA: Moi oh no.
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What Students Say
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We managed to lift the Mpigi zone athletics champion's trophy and later in July we managed to participate successfully at the national level in Masindi.
